hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.