Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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