if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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