Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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