Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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