I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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