Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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