Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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