just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
