his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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