you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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