; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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