He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I need moral support for this bender
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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