have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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