if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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