His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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