Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it was like his penis was on wheels.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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