i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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