went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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