Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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