We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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