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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.

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  You're the best girlfriend ever.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40

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  I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is

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