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(940): View more from Texas

I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.

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(936): View more from Texas

he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

(812): View more from Indiana

and...?

(936): View more from Texas

I told him it was alright.

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(310): View more from California

If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.

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(904): View more from Florida

now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.

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(458): View more from Oregon

I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Is my lip ring still in your hair?

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(416): View more from Toronto

I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit

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(559): View more from California

But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?

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