i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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