another moral hangover. fuck.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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