Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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