I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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