Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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