Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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