Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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