i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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