my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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