I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There's always time for handjobs
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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