Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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