the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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