what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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