Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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