I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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