i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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