Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm at about main and main street
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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