It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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