Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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