.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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