Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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