"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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