i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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