He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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