I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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