it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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