Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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