Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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