he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I will die if light touches me.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
