How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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