Do you still have your period?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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