drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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